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01 October 2009 @ 06:46 pm
Voice  
Aiite, listen up motherfuckers. Everyone's confused so here's the deal:

Scelti is a domed city for a reason; the world is a screwed up place now. There was a large scale bioterrorism in this world which wiped out a lot of fucking people. Scelti brought together some people who could survive... which isn't a lot. I'm one of those people, given a duty to make use of my life in some shitty post-apocalyptic state. I am a overseer to the city, so don't fuck with me. I'm not in charge, unfortunately I have to take orders from some fucking 'higer-ups' to check on you bitches. But I'm not the only one who are observers. There are some other people that serve the city and run the different aspects to it. You may already know these people, but no one gives a shit if you don't. Somehow a team of pencil neck scientists managed to survive as well, and they're working on trying to create a new line of life that can actually survive. Or whatever. They're the ones in charge because they know their shit.

To me it's all just science bullshit.

Surprisingly those scrawny geeks somehow managed to pull in a bunch of people from other universes. I'm not sure how long they wanna keep you fuckers, but I can tell you that you're not going back any time soon. So sit down, shut the hell up, and make yourselves at home already. They want to take notes and collect data so that they can be able to mimic life. I don't think they can do that kind of shit, only God can do that. Fuckin' scientists...

But they've already found out how to create it, and that ain't good enough so they wanna be able to create ones with various personalities, or some shit. I guess they wanna do something more than just make an super hero powered Adam and Eve, or maybe that's what they wanna do. I don't know, I'm not a fucking scientist so don't ask me any fucking questions either. The only thing I can say for sure though is that since those retards can't control who comes here to this city, we are going to have to have some kind of population control. Both because there's some kind of supernatural shit behind it, and... well, we don't want this city to get like China. Y'know what I mean?

Or not. You all probably came from some Planet Japan diddly-shit. Well guess what: I came from the Bronx, bitches. We didn't have your fancy magic bullshit. In the Bronx, we fought to stay alive and we beat up any bitch that got in our way. And now you have to do the same, or at least that's what those scientists are pretty much gonna want you to fuckin' do, so do it. Another thing: if you're gonna do us that favor and kill off some people, pick the weaker people. And if not, we're probably gonna do it for you. Oh yeah. There are some tests this month you're gonna have to go through, and that is one way to get back to your home. Just sayin'.

This is Darius. Over and out.

[ and a clicking noise because Darius doesn't want to deal with your shit ]
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crystal_type on October 2nd, 2009 02:00 am (UTC)
voice;
[there's a few moments of silence before Lenalee finally spits out an anger!curse induced response]

That is horrible! They have NO RIGHT to play with us like that!
notvoyeur on October 2nd, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
actionnn
You may be right about that sweet cheeks, buuuuut...
action - crystal_type on October 2nd, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
digilens on October 2nd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
Voice!
W-What?!

So we're just pawns in this sick game?

Now we have to fight for our lives as well?

I already done enough of that in the digital world, I don't need it now!
321_kaboom on October 2nd, 2009 10:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Voice!
Yeah, that's pretty much it, kid. Have fun.
Re: Voice! - digilens on October 2nd, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Voice! - 321_kaboom on October 2nd, 2009 11:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sambaing on October 2nd, 2009 02:06 am (UTC)
How kind of you to impart some wisdom unto us, Darius.

And I assure you, you have no need to worry your pretty head over me, I'm quite used to "beating up bitches" myself.
dolcecharm on October 2nd, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
I beat up Gokudera-kun. Is that the same thing?
(no subject) - sambaing on October 2nd, 2009 02:16 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - dolcecharm on October 2nd, 2009 03:01 am (UTC) (Expand)
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dangertape on October 2nd, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
I guess so.

Reminds me of some of my old Biology projects, heh.
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furious_advance on October 2nd, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
[Voice]
[Hear that everyone? That's your resident...well, whatever she is laughing like a fucking maniac at you all]
justinkandpaper on October 2nd, 2009 10:59 pm (UTC)
Re: [Voice]
I must have missed the part where we were supposed to laugh.
furious_advance on October 2nd, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
[Voice]
[The laughter dies slowly, ending in a low chuckle]

It might not be funny to you people, but to me it's rather hilarious.
Re: [Voice] - justinkandpaper on October 2nd, 2009 11:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
[Voice] - furious_advance on October 3rd, 2009 12:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
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[Voice] - furious_advance on October 3rd, 2009 04:49 am (UTC) (Expand)
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[Voice] - furious_advance on October 3rd, 2009 05:29 am (UTC) (Expand)
mugenshi on October 2nd, 2009 03:24 pm (UTC)
[hates]
fellsodeep on October 3rd, 2009 04:03 am (UTC)
Yuu-kun? What's he saying? [yes Jirou can recognize your hate over the airwaves]
mugenshi on October 3rd, 2009 06:14 pm (UTC)
KANDA.
(no subject) - fellsodeep on October 3rd, 2009 08:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Yamamoto Takeshi: snickerrain_overme on October 4th, 2009 12:07 am (UTC)
...Hahaha! How cool! It's like a post-apocalyptic RPG?

Thanks for letting us join your game, Darius!